1 00:00:05,819 --> 00:00:08,629 Okay, everyone, be sure to push these t-shirts. 2 00:00:08,696 --> 00:00:10,335 They're great impulse buys. 3 00:00:10,403 --> 00:00:11,339 Todd. 4 00:00:11,406 --> 00:00:12,408 This shirt is for me 5 00:00:12,476 --> 00:00:13,577 because I care about the environment. 6 00:00:13,645 --> 00:00:15,448 [Laughing] Nice. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,989 "Spooning may lead to forking." 8 00:00:18,057 --> 00:00:19,994 Ha ha. That's kind of a pun. 9 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,596 I understand, I just can't believe 10 00:00:21,663 --> 00:00:23,466 a man would wear a shirt like this in public. 11 00:00:23,534 --> 00:00:25,106 That's actually a women's shirt. 12 00:00:25,173 --> 00:00:26,309 Really? 13 00:00:26,377 --> 00:00:29,114 All right, look. These, they're jokes. 14 00:00:29,181 --> 00:00:30,150 They're kind of like icebreakers, 15 00:00:30,218 --> 00:00:31,654 a way to start a conversation. 16 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:33,125 You don't have to me a woman's family 17 00:00:33,193 --> 00:00:34,695 or have a good job... You can meet her 18 00:00:34,762 --> 00:00:36,733 just by what it says on her t-shirt? 19 00:00:36,801 --> 00:00:38,670 Yeah, it's possible. 20 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,039 Wow. 21 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:41,744 What is a mustache ride? 22 00:00:41,811 --> 00:00:44,783 That's a little too advanced for today. 23 00:00:44,851 --> 00:00:45,952 Maybe next week. 24 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:48,125 [Quietly] Oh. 25 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:52,170 If I give you ten cents, 26 00:00:52,238 --> 00:00:54,342 may I have a ride to work tomorrow? 27 00:00:57,382 --> 00:01:03,382 Sync by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 28 00:01:12,575 --> 00:01:14,444 [Telephone voice] Okay, thank you very much, please, good bye. 29 00:01:18,188 --> 00:01:21,259 Oh, man, have you seen Tonya today? 30 00:01:21,326 --> 00:01:24,361 She is ten pounds of pretty in a five-pound sack. 31 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:26,497 - She's extra pretty. - Yeah, got it. 32 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:27,698 You have a special lady back home? 33 00:01:27,766 --> 00:01:31,538 Uh, nothing serious, you know, just dating. 34 00:01:31,606 --> 00:01:34,776 Although, I did meet a girl right before I got here. 35 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:35,844 I told her I was leaving the country 36 00:01:35,912 --> 00:01:38,716 and that kind of made things intense. 37 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:40,386 We had an amazing weekend. 38 00:01:40,453 --> 00:01:41,954 You should keep in touch with her, man. 39 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,954 You don't want to lose someone like that. 40 00:01:44,022 --> 00:01:45,824 Well, it's a little tough. 41 00:01:45,892 --> 00:01:48,228 She thinks I'm in Iraq. 42 00:01:48,296 --> 00:01:49,363 Yeah, not proud. 43 00:01:49,431 --> 00:01:52,068 Here she comes. Gotta get this right. 44 00:01:52,136 --> 00:01:53,237 I'm gonna ask her out today. 45 00:01:53,305 --> 00:01:54,539 How's my breath? 46 00:01:54,606 --> 00:01:57,142 I see you haven't run out of Slim Jims yet. 47 00:01:57,210 --> 00:01:58,711 Uh, okay, I'll leave you to it. 48 00:01:58,779 --> 00:01:59,946 No, no, no. You're my wingman. 49 00:02:00,014 --> 00:02:01,615 Help me out here. I need a pickup line. 50 00:02:01,683 --> 00:02:02,717 You don't need a pickup line. Just be yourself. 51 00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:04,653 "Uh, hey, Tonya, if you were a deer, 52 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,322 I'd shoot you and mount you." 53 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:08,792 - Be someone else. - Right. 54 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,295 G'day, fellas. How's the arvo going? 55 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,097 Oh. 56 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,068 Come on, arvo. Aussie for afternoon. 57 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,835 Oh, okay. That's good to know. 58 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,970 I once shot a kangaroo. 59 00:02:20,038 --> 00:02:22,673 So there you go. 60 00:02:24,176 --> 00:02:25,510 So Charlie was telling me about 61 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:26,979 this Indian restaurant he really likes. 62 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:29,916 It's supposed to be amazing, right? 63 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,918 Yeah, it's amazing. 64 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,320 You might like it. 65 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:34,688 What's it called? 66 00:02:34,756 --> 00:02:38,360 Ting Tang Wallah Walla Bing Bang. 67 00:02:38,428 --> 00:02:40,696 It's a chain. [Clears throat] 68 00:02:40,764 --> 00:02:42,465 Maybe Friday, if you're free for dinner. 69 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:46,203 Um, yeah, absolutely. 70 00:02:46,271 --> 00:02:47,805 Yeah, we should all go out. 71 00:02:47,873 --> 00:02:49,374 Oh. Well, I... [Cell phone rings] 72 00:02:49,442 --> 00:02:51,610 Oh, sorry, that's me. So tomorrow night, right? 73 00:02:51,678 --> 00:02:52,678 Cool, bye. 74 00:02:52,746 --> 00:02:53,713 Hey. 75 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,115 - I'm sorry... - No. 76 00:02:55,182 --> 00:02:57,985 You put her in the crosshairs, and I pulled the trigger. 77 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,389 Looks like I'm about to bag my second roo. 78 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:04,460 Only thing is, now you need a date. 79 00:03:08,899 --> 00:03:10,868 - Okay. - Oh, man. 80 00:03:10,935 --> 00:03:12,770 How do you drink hot tea in this weather? 81 00:03:12,838 --> 00:03:14,939 - It's not that hot. - Not that hot? 82 00:03:15,007 --> 00:03:16,541 I can't stop sweating. 83 00:03:16,609 --> 00:03:18,043 The guidebook told me to use baby powder. 84 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:20,712 Now I've got a paste factory in my pants. 85 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:22,414 So our friendship is to the place 86 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:23,816 where we say anything we think? 87 00:03:23,884 --> 00:03:26,853 I'm sorry. 88 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,088 Hey, uh, Manmeet, 89 00:03:28,155 --> 00:03:29,456 I did want to ask you something, though. 90 00:03:29,524 --> 00:03:30,858 Huh? 91 00:03:30,926 --> 00:03:32,726 So how does the whole dating thing work here in India? 92 00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:33,994 - Oh, it's a nightmare, man. - Yeah? 93 00:03:34,062 --> 00:03:35,229 You have to be from the right family, 94 00:03:35,297 --> 00:03:37,297 have the right education... 95 00:03:37,365 --> 00:03:38,898 It's not like in America. 96 00:03:38,966 --> 00:03:40,732 I heard women ask the men out. 97 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,534 You can just be driving down the street, 98 00:03:42,601 --> 00:03:44,368 and a woman will come up to your car 99 00:03:44,436 --> 00:03:46,503 and ask if you want a date. 100 00:03:46,571 --> 00:03:48,272 I think those women charge for their dates, 101 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:50,975 but, yeah, this is pretty different. 102 00:03:51,043 --> 00:03:52,076 Why do you ask? 103 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,110 Well, I got roped into having dinner 104 00:03:53,177 --> 00:03:54,510 with Charlie and Tonya tomorrow night. 105 00:03:54,578 --> 00:03:56,379 I don't have a date, and... 106 00:03:56,446 --> 00:03:58,247 And you're wondering how you can ask Asha. 107 00:03:58,315 --> 00:04:00,883 - What? - Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,384 No, no. 109 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:03,952 [Laughing] I know you like her, man. 110 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,120 No, I don't. 111 00:04:05,188 --> 00:04:07,288 Todd, I've seen the way you look at her. 112 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:10,058 I look at her the way I look at any other employee. 113 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,359 I've seen it, okay? 114 00:04:11,427 --> 00:04:14,996 This is how you look at the rest of the employees. 115 00:04:15,064 --> 00:04:17,031 This is how you look at Asha. 116 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:18,899 [Laughs] 117 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,935 You notice the difference? 118 00:04:21,002 --> 00:04:22,169 Rest of the employees... 119 00:04:22,237 --> 00:04:23,204 Asha. 120 00:04:23,271 --> 00:04:24,271 Employees. 121 00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:25,272 Asha. 122 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:26,307 Employees... 123 00:04:26,374 --> 00:04:27,741 Okay! Look, I don't do that. 124 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,443 But even if I was interested in her, you know, 125 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:32,045 this whole work thing. 126 00:04:32,112 --> 00:04:35,248 I'm her boss, and she works for me. 127 00:04:35,315 --> 00:04:36,682 I've only ever role-played this, 128 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:39,151 and even then I'm never the boss. 129 00:04:39,219 --> 00:04:40,852 What would you do in America? 130 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,687 Uh, probably do the group thing. 131 00:04:42,755 --> 00:04:44,689 You know, tell her a bunch of people are going out for dinner, 132 00:04:44,757 --> 00:04:46,090 and then at the restaurant, sit next to her, 133 00:04:46,158 --> 00:04:47,490 pull out the charm, maybe even 134 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:48,992 break out my baby chick story. 135 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:50,926 Your what? 136 00:04:50,994 --> 00:04:52,227 My uncle had a farm. 137 00:04:52,295 --> 00:04:53,461 And one summer, a hen died 138 00:04:53,529 --> 00:04:55,463 and I ended up hand-raising these baby chicks. 139 00:04:55,531 --> 00:04:56,565 Is there a picture, you ask? 140 00:04:56,632 --> 00:04:58,901 Why, yes. Yes, there is. 141 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:03,338 Oh, my... 142 00:05:03,405 --> 00:05:06,573 You're feeding a baby chick with an eyedropper. 143 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:10,009 And if we were on a date right now, you would be mine. 144 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:13,211 So do you think you can charm Asha 145 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:14,778 into going out with you? 146 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:18,981 Watch and learn. 147 00:05:24,668 --> 00:05:27,935 What a hot day today. 148 00:05:28,002 --> 00:05:29,269 Why, madhuri, I didn't realize 149 00:05:29,337 --> 00:05:31,337 what a sparkling conversationalist you were. 150 00:05:31,405 --> 00:05:34,807 Tell me more about this heat you speak of? 151 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:37,175 Well, I was just saying... 152 00:05:37,243 --> 00:05:38,710 Sarcasm! Leave me. 153 00:05:38,777 --> 00:05:40,211 I just came to say that Gurpreet 154 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,615 is making a personal call. 155 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:56,921 Hey, Asha. 156 00:05:56,989 --> 00:06:00,057 Hey, so, uh, a couple of people from work 157 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:01,759 are going out to dinner tomorrow night. 158 00:06:01,827 --> 00:06:02,993 Do you want to join us? 159 00:06:03,061 --> 00:06:04,294 Where are you going? 160 00:06:04,362 --> 00:06:05,895 I don't know, is there 161 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:07,763 someplace you've always wanted to try? 162 00:06:07,831 --> 00:06:09,865 Well, Lal Mirch is supposed to be amazing. 163 00:06:09,933 --> 00:06:11,366 I'll get a reservation. 164 00:06:11,434 --> 00:06:13,235 I'll be there. 165 00:06:13,302 --> 00:06:15,337 Bye. 166 00:06:15,405 --> 00:06:17,473 Step one, get her to dinner. 167 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:18,675 Check. 168 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:20,444 Man, that was so smooth. 169 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:22,012 I'm like someone who wants to paint 170 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,947 watching someone who knows how to paint... paint. 171 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:27,483 What can I say? I'm the man with the plan. 172 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:29,585 [Laughing] Asha just told me. 173 00:06:29,653 --> 00:06:32,187 I'm so excited we're all going out tomorrow night. 174 00:06:32,255 --> 00:06:36,292 Oh, I can't believe we're socializing outside of work. 175 00:06:36,359 --> 00:06:40,096 Don't tell Madhuri. Let's keep it A-list. 176 00:06:40,163 --> 00:06:42,489 Sometimes plans backfire. 177 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:05,348 What do you think? 178 00:07:05,416 --> 00:07:06,950 Great place. 179 00:07:07,018 --> 00:07:08,695 So is this a gay club? 180 00:07:08,707 --> 00:07:11,908 No! In India, men often dance with each other. 181 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:13,348 It doesn't mean that they're gay. 182 00:07:13,416 --> 00:07:15,550 As you say, it's no big deal. 183 00:07:15,617 --> 00:07:17,885 Todd, do you want to dance? 184 00:07:17,952 --> 00:07:19,419 Uh, no, thanks. I'm just going to stay here 185 00:07:19,486 --> 00:07:20,586 and make sure we get a table. 186 00:07:20,654 --> 00:07:23,222 - Do you want to... - Nope. 187 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:24,690 - Are you sure? - No. 188 00:07:24,757 --> 00:07:26,591 - But it's a lot of fun. - No. 189 00:07:26,659 --> 00:07:29,160 [Laughter] 190 00:07:31,091 --> 00:07:33,092 I got it. 191 00:07:33,159 --> 00:07:35,760 Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery. 192 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:37,394 But today is a gift, 193 00:07:37,462 --> 00:07:40,196 and that is why we call it the present. 194 00:07:40,264 --> 00:07:42,231 [Laughter] 195 00:07:42,299 --> 00:07:44,866 Cheers, cheers. 196 00:07:44,934 --> 00:07:46,401 That's really beautiful. 197 00:07:46,469 --> 00:07:47,535 Thank you. 198 00:07:47,603 --> 00:07:49,503 It's the turtle from Kung Fu Panda. 199 00:07:49,571 --> 00:07:50,570 You should rent it. 200 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,172 As my dad always said, 201 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,307 "If you can't feel your hands and you can't feel your feet, 202 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,075 put down your glass, it's time to eat." 203 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,743 - Yes! - I'll drink to that. 204 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,012 [Laughter] All right! Okay. 205 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,513 Mm. 206 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,281 As my father used to say, 207 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:05,382 "Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth! 208 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,651 I can't hear the radio!" 209 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,752 [Laughs] 210 00:08:09,819 --> 00:08:12,360 Okay. [Others softly chuckle] 211 00:08:12,397 --> 00:08:14,085 All righty, then. 212 00:08:14,109 --> 00:08:17,326 As we say in Australia, "Up your bum!" 213 00:08:17,349 --> 00:08:21,174 [Laughing] Yes. 214 00:08:21,198 --> 00:08:24,509 Up all our bums. Ha ha! 215 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:44,643 [Both scream] 216 00:08:44,711 --> 00:08:45,711 What are you doing here? 217 00:08:45,779 --> 00:08:47,179 My aunt's family is visiting, 218 00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:49,314 so there's not enough room for me in the bedroom. 219 00:08:49,382 --> 00:08:50,749 I would have to sleep on the roof. 220 00:08:50,817 --> 00:08:52,084 So? 221 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:53,252 So I thought... 222 00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:55,753 My key? You took my key? 223 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:58,021 It was only for two nights. 224 00:08:58,089 --> 00:08:59,856 You are trespassing on company property. 225 00:08:59,923 --> 00:09:02,392 Todd will hear about this. Now go! 226 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,661 But what are you doing here? 227 00:09:04,729 --> 00:09:05,829 Excuse me? 228 00:09:05,897 --> 00:09:07,064 What are you doing here? 229 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,231 Did you just question me? 230 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:09,833 No, sir, I would never question you, 231 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,701 but what are you doing here? 232 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:12,968 I am here doing work. 233 00:09:13,036 --> 00:09:14,869 The assistant manager has responsibilities 234 00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:16,871 your pea brain could never even imagine. 235 00:09:21,814 --> 00:09:23,490 Sir? 236 00:09:23,558 --> 00:09:25,025 I found your nest. 237 00:09:25,093 --> 00:09:27,681 My father's air-conditioning is broken, until I can arrange... 238 00:09:27,685 --> 00:09:30,663 Well, what am I doing? I don't owe you an explanation! Out! 239 00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:33,297 I'm sorry, sir. I was wrong to come. 240 00:09:35,385 --> 00:09:37,581 Tomorrow I will confess to Todd 241 00:09:37,593 --> 00:09:39,507 everything that happened here. 242 00:09:41,023 --> 00:09:42,596 W... Wait! 243 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:48,420 I never measured any part of my body with a ruler. 244 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:54,962 [Laughter] 245 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:57,780 All right, all right, my turn. 246 00:09:58,079 --> 00:10:02,315 I never have been attracted to anyone I work with. 247 00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:13,635 Okay, I'll go. 248 00:10:13,658 --> 00:10:16,758 I never shaved my legs. 249 00:10:23,169 --> 00:10:25,482 I wanted to see what it felt like. 250 00:10:25,506 --> 00:10:27,243 Here's one, I never slept with anyone on the first date. 251 00:10:27,255 --> 00:10:29,251 Oh, boy. 252 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:32,539 Wah, wah. 253 00:10:32,606 --> 00:10:34,173 Oh, come on. What? 254 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:36,860 You never got carried away on a date before? 255 00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:39,889 - I don't really date. - No way. 256 00:10:39,913 --> 00:10:44,288 What, the guys are intimidated by your looks? 257 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,871 Your looks scare me. 258 00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:48,269 That came out wrong. 259 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,851 - It's complicated. - No, it's not. 260 00:10:50,874 --> 00:10:52,922 Her parents are arranging her marriage. 261 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,123 See? Done. 262 00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:57,378 Oh, you're doing an arranged marriage. 263 00:10:57,402 --> 00:10:58,839 - Really? - Yeah. 264 00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,670 How does that work? 265 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,653 Well, my parents meet prospective grooms, 266 00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,565 then, of the guys that they approve, 267 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:06,733 I'll choose one. 268 00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,977 Ah, and then you start dating the guy? 269 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,459 No, no, no. You date after you agree to the marriage. 270 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:15,252 That's ass-backwards. Sorry, but it is. 271 00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:17,373 All right, with this arranged thing, 272 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,679 on your wedding night, you'll finally be 273 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,966 sleeping with someone on the first date. Ha! 274 00:11:21,978 --> 00:11:25,584 [Laughing] Up your bum! 275 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,044 - We're done with that. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 276 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,085 I'm still not getting this. 277 00:11:30,109 --> 00:11:33,136 Shouldn't you be marrying someone that you love? 278 00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:35,966 No, no, no, no, no. You can learn to love someone. 279 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,461 My parents' marriage was arranged, 280 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,563 and they've been together for fourty years. 281 00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:41,231 They sleep in separate bedrooms 282 00:11:41,299 --> 00:11:42,965 because my mother doesn't like the sound 283 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,564 my father makes when he sleeps. 284 00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:48,223 [Snores] 285 00:11:48,246 --> 00:11:50,772 It's like a train. 286 00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:54,110 Okay, think about it like this. 287 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:58,513 A love marriage is like hot soup that grows cold over time. 288 00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:01,736 An arranged marriage is like cold soup that you heat over time. 289 00:12:01,748 --> 00:12:04,068 [inhales] Not for me. 290 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,453 I like my soup piping hot. 291 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:09,955 I like to slurp my soup. 292 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:11,781 - Over the line. - Sorry. 293 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:14,124 Don't look at me like that. 294 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,541 You don't have to be so sad. This is something that I want to do. 295 00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:21,130 And, at the end of the day, I still get to choose who I want. 296 00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:27,970 Really? 297 00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:29,404 Really. 298 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:33,249 Well, I am very glad that you told me that. 299 00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,939 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 300 00:12:36,962 --> 00:12:38,501 What am I doing? 301 00:12:42,341 --> 00:12:44,951 Wait, wait, I haven't shown you my baby chicken. 302 00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,936 - In case they don't come back. - Sure. 303 00:12:57,613 --> 00:12:59,503 Good night, sir. 304 00:13:00,665 --> 00:13:03,166 Thank you for the pillow. 305 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:06,475 Are you asleep? 306 00:13:13,349 --> 00:13:15,486 I never told you, but I just 307 00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:19,008 wanted to say thank you for hiring me. 308 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,664 This job means everything to my family. 309 00:13:25,728 --> 00:13:27,418 [Flatulence] 310 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:34,988 Oh, now I understand this product. 311 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:44,700 To the worst double date in history. 312 00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:47,603 I'd say "Up your bum," but it's not as much fun since our dates left. 313 00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:48,704 Cheers. 314 00:13:54,944 --> 00:13:56,544 You believe this sausage fest? 315 00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,445 Yeah, it's crazy. 316 00:13:58,513 --> 00:13:59,680 Music's not bad, though. 317 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:02,516 No, it's got a good beat. 318 00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:05,285 What if we went out there? 319 00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:06,953 - As a joke. - Yeah, as a joke. 320 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,555 - I'm in. All right. - I'm in. 321 00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:14,026 Ah! [Shouts indistinctly] 322 00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,662 Okay! [Laughs] 323 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,664 Come on, come on, get into it. 324 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:19,965 Hey! 325 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:35,117 Madhuri, what did you do last night? 326 00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:37,596 That's great. I went on a double date. 327 00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:39,063 It's what Americans do. 328 00:14:39,131 --> 00:14:41,799 We went to Lal Mirch, I had plenty of pakoras, 329 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,934 it was fantastic, we had a good... 330 00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:47,369 [Mutters] 331 00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:48,770 Todd. You okay, man? 332 00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:49,871 Oh, man. 333 00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:54,544 India is the worst place for a hangover. 334 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:58,281 The heat, the smell, the crowds. 335 00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:00,616 Hey, how offensive do you think it would be 336 00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:03,619 if I bought a turban and filled it with ice? 337 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,921 Man, I'm sorry about your date disaster. 338 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,056 Mm... You know about that? 339 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:08,891 Everyone does. 340 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:09,892 We don't have an inter-office newsletter, 341 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,893 but we do have Gupta. 342 00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,061 Oh! 343 00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:15,064 And Todd, there's no unsubscribing. 344 00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:24,047 Oh, man. 345 00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:31,152 Hey. 346 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,387 Oh, sir? 347 00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:33,388 May I have your signature right here, please? 348 00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:34,389 Yeah, yeah, sure. 349 00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:35,390 Thank you. 350 00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:38,092 Uh-huh. 351 00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:40,928 You know, sir. 352 00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:43,063 Many of our customers who bought their girlfriends 353 00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,831 the anti-bitch pills 354 00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:48,163 later ended up buying the "I'm so sorry" teddy bear. 355 00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:51,631 Why not save on shipping and buy them both today, eh? 356 00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:52,819 I'm sorry, ma'am, 357 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:55,138 but the "World's Best Mom" t-shirts are actually on backorder. 358 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,699 [Woman on telephone] Aw, crap! 359 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,271 I was gonna wear that to my parole hearing. 360 00:15:59,294 --> 00:16:01,276 Hey, Asha, um... 361 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:04,596 I wanted to apologize for last night 362 00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:08,111 and the whole feet thing. 363 00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:09,736 Yes, that was surprising. 364 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:10,765 I imagine you're more accustomed 365 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:11,761 to putting your foot in your mouth. 366 00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:12,756 Ha! 367 00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:16,704 Yeah, I actually thought you started touching me with your foot. 368 00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:19,430 You know, I hate to leave a lady hanging. 369 00:16:19,498 --> 00:16:22,913 Ah, so chivalry isn't dead. 370 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:27,924 So, uh, so what's next on the marriage agenda? 371 00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,350 Your parents are gonna meet some new guys, 372 00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:32,274 and then there's the talent portion, 373 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:35,990 maybe the swimsuit competition. 374 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:39,212 Actually, I go over their bio-data. 375 00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:41,203 Bio-data? 376 00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:44,257 Yes, it's a resume for an arranged marriage. 377 00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:46,577 List a man's education, his job, 378 00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:48,868 his religion, things like that. 379 00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:50,492 Interesting. 380 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,617 I wonder if I threw my bio-data in the mix, 381 00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:54,409 how I would stack up? 382 00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:57,035 I think you'd make it through the first round. 383 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,727 Really? 384 00:16:58,794 --> 00:17:01,981 Yes. 385 00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:03,341 In fact, I know a woman 386 00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:04,905 who is considering you right now. 387 00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,971 Todd, someone wants to speak to the manager urgently. 388 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,460 Go ahead, put him through. 389 00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:15,456 Sorry, Asha. 390 00:17:15,524 --> 00:17:17,448 Mid America Novelties. 391 00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:18,644 This is Todd, how can I help you? 392 00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,435 [Tonya on phone] I'd like to lodge a complaint. 393 00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:21,998 There's an evening I'd like to return. 394 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:24,090 Well, I'm sorry, we don't do refunds. 395 00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:27,806 Well, in that case, I would like an exchange. 396 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,132 Let me describe to you the product that I'm interested in. 397 00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:34,543 Great smile, hazel eyes, and bloody adorable. 398 00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,532 Well, that item isn't feeling so adorable right now. 399 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,829 Last night it got hammered 400 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:41,121 and danced with a bunch of dudes. 401 00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:42,178 Well, lucky for you, 402 00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:45,004 I've got just the hangover cure. 403 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:50,112 So last night was kind of weird 404 00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:51,442 with all the misunderstandings. 405 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:55,392 Yeah, your foot went on a walkabout in my crotch. 406 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,151 Well, now you know I'm very direct. 407 00:17:57,218 --> 00:18:00,188 No matter what the obstacle, I go after what I want. 408 00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:01,969 Yeah, yeah. Me too. 409 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,013 You know, if you ever get tired 410 00:18:06,081 --> 00:18:07,309 of banging your head against the wall with Asha, 411 00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:09,372 You could always try banging... 412 00:18:09,396 --> 00:18:11,887 You know what? I think I've made my position pretty clear. 413 00:18:11,955 --> 00:18:13,445 Cheers. 414 00:18:17,668 --> 00:18:20,395 Aah, Mumbai! 415 00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:22,965 - Yaaah. - Charlie? 416 00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:23,763 Hey. 417 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,278 What are you doing in a hotel? 418 00:18:25,302 --> 00:18:26,734 I have no idea. 419 00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:28,506 I drank so much, I must have blacked out. 420 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,847 Last thing I remember, I was on the dance floor with Tonya. 421 00:18:31,871 --> 00:18:34,564 That great smile, hazel eyes, cute little button nose. 422 00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:36,924 Uh, Charlie, that was me. 423 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,326 You're strong enough to dip me? 424 00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:40,766 Yeah, you grabbed my boob. 425 00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:43,678 I think it's best we just forget the whole night ever happened. 426 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,110 Done. Hey, get me one of those coconuts, will ya? 427 00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,094 I hate blacking out. 428 00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:53,086 I hope I didn't embarrass myself last night. 429 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:55,539 You know, we're passing lots of stores that sell clothes. 430 00:18:55,607 --> 00:18:56,802 I could loan you a couple of bucks. 431 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,989 I don't borrow money. I've got my dignity. 432 00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:01,932 Nice breeze. 433 00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:08,803 I'm not looking forward to the bus ride home in this heat. 434 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:10,772 All those people who had lentils for lunch. 435 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,474 Gupta, what did you have for lunch? 436 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,708 Lentils. 437 00:19:13,776 --> 00:19:14,776 I'm not saying it's going to be 438 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,077 a pleasure cruise for them, either. 439 00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:17,444 Well, I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. 440 00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,547 My father got his air-conditioning fixed. 441 00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:22,782 I'd invite you guys all over, but you are not my equals. 442 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,150 That may offend you, but it doesn't matter 443 00:19:25,218 --> 00:19:28,186 because, once again, you are not my equals. 444 00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,023 What do you think you're doing? 445 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,357 Going home. 446 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,425 Did you sign your call logs? 447 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:37,491 - Yes. - No? 448 00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:38,525 How many times do I have to tell you? 449 00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:39,559 You are incompetent. 450 00:19:39,627 --> 00:19:41,194 Page 45 of the employee manual 451 00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:42,528 clearly states that you must sign your call log 452 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:43,629 at the end of every day. 453 00:19:43,696 --> 00:19:45,097 Read it before you go home tonight. 454 00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,464 If you can read. 455 00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,870 Sync by Rafael UPD